THE MESS-FREE AMERICAN USA ONESIE WITH DUMPER FLAP

$120.00
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This USA American Flag Onesie has got a dumper flap, so you don't have to take it off when mom's spaghetti hits quicker than expected. But we know what you're thinking. "How I get my freedom parts out of that USA onesie if I need to go number one?" We can't say for certain, but it has a deep zippered front to help whip it out in a jiff. 

Oh, it's cold out? Well, this is one full-body, fleece-lined heating pad that goes up to 11. It kinda feels like a thousand alpacas massaging every inch of you.

  • High-performance ski poles with integrated flask in the cavity of the pole
  • Standard ski pole handle with proprietary screw off cap and cap-strap, funnel included 
  • Cavity holds 8 oz.
  • Not just novelty! Aircraft grade ALU 7075, 18mm diameter aluminum, poles go through an anodizing process to provide a corrosion-resistant & anodic oxide finish
  • Meet NSF/ANSI 62 testing standards (like your beer cans do), no leeching toxins