We know what you're thinking. "How I get my freedom parts out of that American flag ski onesie if I need to go?" We can't say for certain, but it has a deep zippered front to help whip it out in a jiff. Gals, we still don't feel comfortable recommending that for you...but guys, you're welcome.
Oh, it's cold out? Well, this is one full-body, fleece-lined heating pad that goes up to 11. It kinda feels like a thousand alpacas massaging every inch of you.
- Interior: polar fleece with stash pockets
- Ski Boot Cuffs: yeah, how else you gonna keep snow out of 'em?
- Insulated: chyeah
- Seams: Fully taped seams
- Waterproof: 5000 mm
- Breathability: 5000 mm
- Sex: early and often
- Male model is wearing size M.
- Female model is wearing size XS.
- Brand: Willyfinder