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Easy to eat but tough to swallow, these misfortune cookies are the sweetest kind of nastiness one could hope for. Each treat's wrapper features a creature whose maniacal eyes foreshadow the sinister fun to come.

After cracking into a tasty biscuit, you'll reveal a mercilessly funny message ("You have an inferiority complex, and it's entirely justified") or wickedly witty comment ("There are no certainties in life, except that you will have another terrible day tomorrow").

Not suitable for the easily offended but hilarious to those with twisted senses of humor. After all, life's too short not to laugh at the darker side of things.