Fowl Language Tea Towels - Peckers & Cocks—These Punny Tea Towels—Covered In Fowl Language And Bird Illustrations—Add Cheek And Giggles To Your Kitchen Routine $ CLICK TO BUY Don’t stress over kitchen fowls—just grab one of these punny tea towels. Cheeky bird identification and illustrations add giggles to all your culinary clean-ups.
Fowl Language Apron – Peckers & Cocks—Add A Heaping Helping Of Cheeky Puns To Whatever You’re Whipping Up In The Kitchen $ CLICK TO BUY The recipe for funniest apron goes something like: Add one part cheeky humor to one part gorgeous bird illustrations. The result? A protective layer that’s sure to start conversations, get giggles going, and maybe even turn...
Chemistry Tumbler—Take Periodic Sips For Scientific Research and Proper Hydration $ CLICK TO BUY If you're a chemistry enthusiast looking for an unconventional and stylish way to express your passion, look no further than The Calculated Chemists' Erlenmeyer Flask Drink Tumbler & Reusable Straw Set.
Imitation Weed Crunchy Topping $ CLICK TO BUY This crumb is made to order. Perfect for 4/20 inspired treats. My favorite way to use is on chocolate covered strawberries, but you can use it for cakes, cake-pops, chocolate covered strawberries and so on!
101 Pooping Puppies 1000-Piece Puzzle—The Funniest, Smelliest Puzzle We've Ever Seen $ CLICK TO BUY Terriers, schnauzers, pointers, shepherds, retrievers, mutts, hounds, and a whole pack of 101 dogs are all on display and getting ready to go.
Ganjaland—Pass The Sweet-Toothed Narwhals Near Donut Forest And Chill Out by The Lake At The Foot of Brownie Hills $ CLICK TO BUY Pass the sweet-toothed narwhals near Donut Forest and chill out by the lake at the foot of Brownie Hills. You're on a trip through the magical world of Ganjaland. Inspired by a children's classic with a similar but more sugary title, this...
Glitter Hearts Toilet Bombs $ CLICK TO BUY You can spray it, fan it, flush it, but there’s no getting around it: poop smells. Take heart, or, rather, hearts, because the miasma has met its match in these aromatic potty bombs. Drop a few glittery tablets in the bowl...
Unf*ckupable Cookbook — 50 Recipes That Even You Can't Screw Up $ CLICK TO BUY Anyone (even you) can tackle the fifty new recipes in this irreverent anti-cookbook from the author of What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? Author Zach Golden has curated and honed a collection of dishes that...
Pet This F*cking Puppy: A Touch-and-Feel Book for Stressed-Out Adults $ CLICK TO BUY This first-ever touch-and-feel book for grown-ups is the perfect interactive and calming gift for any stressed-out adult. Which is every adult.A board book with six touch-and-feel (or smell!) elements that punctuate simple illustrations,...
Golf Tee Pipe & Ball Herb Stash—This Tee and Ball Provides a Clever and Inconspicuous Solution for Golfers to Discreetly Indulge in Their Favorite Herbs $ CLICK TO BUY Hollow Stash Ball, keeping your stash safe with a magnetic clasp. Pair with the Golf Tee One-Hitter!
3D Printed Hand Apple Watch Charging Stand $ CLICK TO BUY 3D Printed Hand Apple Watch Charger Stand. Printed in PLA (plastic) Filament.
It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers—A Decorative Book With Some Decorative Language To Welcome Autumn $ CLICK TO BUY A passionate and profane love letter to fall, the best fucking season of the year. Do you get excited at the first brisk breeze of the year? Are you overcome with delight when you see piles of red leaves? Do you lose your fucking mind...
Rest In Peace: My Fucking Sanity Skull Bath Bomb $ CLICK TO BUY Drop in this large skull bath bomb in the tub & let it fizz away into a dark purple water with a stress relief eucalyptus spearmint aroma. This sassy bath bomb is the perfect bit of relaxation for you (or a friend!)SIZE: 5oz Skull Bath...
Fish Flip Flops—If You're Looking For A Dad Gag Gift, You're About To Flip Out Over These Floppers $ CLICK TO BUY Finally, a shoe that comprises effortless style with irresistible levels of comfort. A shoe you can wear to literally any occasion, indoor or outdoor, on land or at sea. This is a shoe that tells people: “I’m ready for anything...
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Forgot Your Phone Bathroom Word Search $ CLICK TO BUY Forgot your phone? Life FINDs a way. Sign features a bathroom themed word search puzzle.
Unputtaball Golf Ball—Ordinary Looking Golf Ball That Bounces, Balks, Skids, and Gyrates Once Hit $ CLICK TO BUY Unpredictable, maddening & hilarious putting gag. It jumps, baulks, skids & gyrates.
Ski Pole Toilet Plunger $ CLICK TO BUY Impress your bathroom guests with a toilet plunger made from an old ski pole. High quality, fully functional (unlike other ski pole plungers on the market that are purely for decoration), reinforced and sealed to prevent water from getting...
Dark Humor Fortune Cookies—Misfortunes Await Inside These Gloomy, Tasty Treats With A Wickedly Funny Outlook On The World $ CLICK TO BUY Easy to eat but tough to swallow, these misfortune cookies are the sweetest kind of nastiness one could hope for. Each treat's wrapper features a creature whose maniacal eyes foreshadow the sinister fun to come. After cracking into a tasty...
Famous Faces Candles $ SHOP BARACK OBAMA SHOP JOE BIDEN SHOP HILLARY CLINTON SHOP ABRAHAM LINCOLN SHOP ALBERT EINSTEIN This candle is unscented.
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CoBoDo Cookies and Cream CBD Snacks—Crisp, Creamy, and Delectably Infused with High-Quality, CBD, These Snacks Will Delight Any Fan of Funky Plants $ CLICK TO BUY Delicious Cookie Crunch designed to look exactly like High-Grade Cannabis Buds.
2020 Dumpster Fire Candle $ CLICK TO BUY Well let's face it, 2020 has been a dumpster fire so far. Why not embrace it and burn your very own dumpster fire! Made from a mixture of Beeswax and Soy, these candles contain a wood wick for a truly satisfying dumpster fire sound. Since...
CVS Receipt Scarf $ CLICK TO BUY This soft fleece unisex scarf is designed to look like a CVS receipt. We've all seen how long CVS receipts are, now you can look like you're wearing one while staying warm with its' super soft fleece material. This unique design is sure to...
The Comfy Oversized Sherpa Blanket Sweatshirt—The Brand That Launched a World-Wide Craze and Made Wearing Your Blanket a Thing $ CLICK TO BUY The softness of a blanket with the fit an oversized hoodie is here. This wearable blanket pullover keeps you warm & cozy while you lounge at home, watch TV, play video games, work on your laptop, camp, attend a sporting event or...
Freudian Slippers—Add Some Tongue-In-Cheek Humor To His Slipper Collection $ CLICK TO BUY Walk in Sigmund Freud's footsteps. Each slipper has our patented built-in sock tongue! Wiggle your toes to make Freud's tongue move!
Ruth Bader Ginsburg (RBG) Waffle Maker $ CLICK TO BUY From hardworking young student and mother, to trailblazing lawyer fighting for gender equality, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg couldn't have done it without a good breakfast. Inspire the early risers in your life to follow in her supreme...
Nicolas Cage Declaration Blanket $ CLICK TO BUY This funny blanket features Nic Cage overlayed with the Declaration of Independence. A great addition to your home decor and is sure to leave an impression. Perfect gift for meme lovers.The fleece blanket features a lightweight, pill-free...
Bread Pillow $ CLICK TO BUY These 3D simulation plush pillows are made from Short Plush and Filled with PP Cotton. The soft fabric makes it both huggable and durable Bread Shape simulation design and looks very realistic, I believe you can't help eat them. Great...
Joe Biden Scented Candle—A Candle That Smells Like Cutting The Malarkey $ CLICK TO BUY Your long search is finally over. You have found a Joe Biden-Scented Candle. Now the only thing standing between you and Joe Biden is...well, basically all the same stuff as before. But at least you have this great candle! The...
Nicolas Cage Face Sequin Pillow—Uncage This Living Room Staple $ CLICK TO BUY Uncage this living room staple.
Oh, The Meetings You'll Go To!—Every Young Grad Needs This Fun, Snarky Primer For The Real World $ CLICK TO BUY You’ll meet the world’s brightest, you’ll hang with the best!And now that you’ve met them, you’ll work with the rest!If you’re looking for an inspirational book for young people starting...
